The Debate in Several Seconds

McCain: "My friends, I am old and creepy and Obama will raise your taxes"

Obama: "We cannot. Afford. More of the same. Platitude."

Bob Barr, pronounced “Babar”

Yes, yes. Much better this way. He’s just a republican in libertarian clothing. I cannot vote for him – it has nothing to do with race.

Did the Flying Spaghetti Monster want you to have that house?

No, it's because you are teh stoopid